Travis Snider Rules

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I absolutely fucking love this guy.

Game 7: Win Or Lose, We Hit The Booze

Details remain sketchy but one thing is for certain, a good time was had by all at the home opener. 

I did not get to see the finish due to the fact someone in my party got unnecessarily tossed for beating up an old man.  I blame the Lance Broadway AKA Team Enforcer jersey he was wearing for the first time.....

You had to know we were heading in that general direction when Nemesis tweeted this.

What I do remember is John Buck hitting a huge dinger and Rios got booed everytime he did anything.

There was also a Randy Ruiz sighting but at that point I was looooooooooooooong gone. 

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Of note: I was not able to pick up any hotties even after offering them free mustache rides.....