Right around this time last year I did up a list titled Your Toronto Blue Jays List Of Awesomeness: 2010 Edition. Unfortunately due to budget cutbacks and general laziness, I am unable to produce a similar one this year. But fear not, I was able to pull together enough resources to produce a little something for your viewing pleasure.
I now present to you our Top 15 Hottest Followers On Twitter: Avatar Edition
15: Lizzie Bowers @Lizzie18_ Behind you
Sports what more do i gotta say ,
Sample tweet: Trampoline time !
Observations: I am
14: Ashley Hill @ashhill20 San Diego, CA/Viera, Fl
Sample tweet: protected account
Observation: If a girl doesn't look super hot on her wedding day well then.....
13: Elena Meray @Josiehwhls
Sample tweet: @ priavte hi Jon here's my nude pcitures I told you about last night. you must join for the pass word http://tinyurl.com/ybsufrr
Observations: Pretty safe bet this is a porn bot account. I don't advise you open that link unless you want your CPU to catch an STD.
12: Karen L Daniels @KarenLDaniels Toronto
Owner of Cosmopolitan Planner-Moving and Home Improvement Planner. I make custom cakes! Loyal Cancerian, always real, honest & caring.
Sample tweet: protected account
Observations: Clearly taken as the massive rock on her finger plays a prominent part of her pic. Scores extra points for mentioning the customs cakes so enthusiastically in her bio.
11: Andrea @aperezzle Vancouverish, Canada
Baseball, Blue Jays, and random whining.
Sample tweet: K I've decided to make my new years resolution for 2011. Batting cages once a week. Baseball offseason blues slightly & temporarily calmed.
Observations: Probably would have ranked a bit higher if her pic wasn't so blurry. Love the occasional Spanish tweets.
10: Julie @Jules0685
I ♥ the Toronto Blue Jays
Sample tweet: I love being touched during Savasana, take that as you will
Observation: 100% baller. Like big time. I don't even have one of those.
9: catherine s @catherine0626 toronto
Blue Jays. Dogs. High Heels. High Fashion. Law. Red Wine. Pearls. Sunsets. Good Grammar. Good Friends. Good Music. Good Times. Toronto.
Sample tweet: I love baseball more than 99% of the people I know. And the same amount as the remaining 1%.
Observations: She's a lawyer and therefore is way, way smarter than me. Not sure if I could keep up with her champagne tastes on my beer budget.
8: Sophia A @SofiaColombia Colombia
Just a Girl From Colombia http://bit.ly/YQTfV
Sample tweet: Jeez i should come on here like once a month of something right ?
Observations: Normally I would have selected a better sample tweet for y'all but since she's only tweeted once, that's all you get. If you click through the link in her bio you'll find a extra special little treat.
7: Virginia Alvarez @AlvarezMVC Venezuela/Valencia
Sample tweet: Everything is in Spanish.
Observation: A super glamorous chica that can't possibly communicate with me = dreamy
6: Adeline Shellhaas @Adelineixesh
Sample tweet: I love crazy sexual activity
Observation: WOW
5: Brennan Reurink @brennanr CANADA Kinesiology & Psych grad. Social butterfly & Jays fan. I'm a very lucky lady & I've got the greatest friends and family in the world.
Sample tweet: Watching some great
Observation: That's Brennan on the left in the picture above. I sometimes dream about her previous avatar, the one with the glass of wine and the taupe walls. Probably a little too much.
4: Jenn Siegner @Jenser12 Stratford Ontario Jays fan since the beginning!! I♥Robbie Alomar
Sample tweet: Best day ever,Jays in the afternoon and UFC at night! What more could a girl ask for??
Observation: Some guys have an issue with their significant other being tougher than they are. I certainly do not.
3: Maddy @SportyMads Sports are my life:) http://sportymads.blogspot.com/
Sample tweet: Time to head to the bar. Tonight is going to be sloppy..:)
Observation: I can envision epic fights for the remote control while chilling on the couch with this babe. In the end she always wins and that's just swell.
2: Melissa Couto @SmokeshowMel Jays fan, Vikings fan, history Master, lover of red meat and beer, future star of The Smoke Show Sports Show. Mostly, I talk about baseball because it rocks.
Sample tweets:
- The RedSox have made my Halloween costume choice easy. A chicken-greased jersey, a bottle of beer and an xbox controller and I'm Jon Lester.
- Molina is taking charge with his fingers.
#dirty
1: Jessica Nichols @realjessnichols Toronto Actor,Script Supervisor,Stunt,Stand In. Baseball/Football/Golf Fan. Muskoka/DT Toronto. Travelling South & Visiting Ball Parks. Figure Skater&Dancer
Sample tweet: for those few people I know that dont like baseball, really???
Observation: I am pretty sure there is something in this world I would rather do than go on a road trip to a baseball stadium with this goddess, it's just escaping my mind right now.
Quickly:
While I am on the topic of avatars, recently I made a change to mine and have received a little heat from the masses. Just to get you up to speed, I went from this:
to this:
The rational behind it was simple. I know that one day Brett Lawrie will rule all mankind and simply wanted to get ahead of the curve. Perhaps you can let me know if I am way off base on this one.
Where's April fercryinoutloud?
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You're welcome.
Best baseball related list of all time. Take that Leacher Report
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