A (failed) attempt at some new nicknames!

 "Chef" Eric Thames

This one came about after a night of heavy drinking whilst sitting on a beach recuperating with my bestest friends. You see Eric does the cool ass shit with respect to facial hair. As a dude, I respect this. But I also realize he is still very young and by the time he turns 30 something, the ambition to keep shit looking tight becomes pretty much non existent.

I was downright shocked at how few people my age know this song from South Park.

I'm still trying to figure out if Chef Eric is telling AL pitching OR the haters to suck on his chocolate salty balls.

This one I can't claim as my own. Our boy Jay came up with it after Wash pulled our savior from the All Star game.