Your Toronto Blue Jays signed free agent Kevin (Complete Waste Of A 25 Man Roster Spot) Millar to a minor-league contract with an invite to spring training. Here are his contract details courtesy of Cot's Baseball Contracts:
- 1 year/$0.85M (2009)
- performance bonuses: $50,000 each for 200, 250, 300 PAs
- contract purchased by Toronto 4/5/09
Thank fuck we didn't even attempt to re-sign this guy. The Cito had him bat clean up in 11 games and he (s)hit .186/.255/.395 in the role with 2 home runs. Seeing him "preform" on a daily basis made me angry. This year he is the Cubs problem as he signed a minor league deal with them earlier this month. Good riddance.
You, sir, are a shoe-in for hater of the year.
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ReplyDeleteActually our boy Silky Johnson wins that one every year...sometimes he appears suddenly in a post and then is not heard from again for a while.
But can you really say anything good about Millar?
He, uh... has a sweet goatee? That's about all I can think of...
ReplyDeleteAnd he hits lefties...well, em maybe not. .250 vs. LHP is better than the shitbomb .191 vs. RHP. I hope he plays some 3 bag for the Cubs. Man are the fans ever going to make his life difficult.
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